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Elis James and John Robins

#207 - Bean Bag Beds, Intensely Salford and Weekday Weddings

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.86K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

What does “always on” mean? How do you recite a dance? How is Johnny Vaughan able to fall asleep so quickly? These are just some of the questions proffered in this week’s podcast, specially prerecorded to enable John to go on his tour of the Emerald Isle. In a show that ran like clockwork (thanks to Producer Dave’s eight stopwatches) Elis justifies not fixing his phone, the guys played a very one-sided Made Up Game, John tells us what he’s got going for him and there’s a Shame Well for the ages.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:04.7

Hello everyone, welcome to the podcast of The Ellis James and John Robbins Show.

0:08.4

It's a pre-recorded show because I'm away.

0:11.2

I'm a blow-in. That's what they call it.

0:15.2

People who go, English people go to Ireland.

0:17.6

Yeah, but you're not moving to Ireland, do you?

0:19.5

I don't know. I'm going to be tempted to, I think.

0:21.8

All right then. What we can do to show on Zoom for the rest of our creeders?

0:24.6

Can we have... How'd you feel about that, Dave?

0:26.2

It's always better when you... I mean, we could literally come live from the Blanister.

0:31.2

It's always better when you two are in the same room.

0:33.4

I'd say, I don't know, not if John's emigrated to Ireland.

0:36.6

Yeah. You could pop back for it, couldn't you?

0:39.7

Pop back every Friday for the big show.

0:41.9

I could pop back there, I...

0:43.0

The variant, the Thursday night.

0:44.6

Uh, I'd fly, I think.

0:46.6

Okay.

0:47.1

Ferry takes a lot longer than you think.

0:49.6

Does it?

0:50.0

Yes. Yeah, eight hours.

0:51.6

Eight hours.

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