#205 - Trickling Bunton, Tiny Baths and Wrong John

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Today John made a triumphant return to the studio, despite the fact that last week he got dangerously close to being able to broadcast from his toilet at home; and with him he brought an air of vigour that you just can’t capture via the medium of video call. It’s also been Elis’s turn to have the week from hell, after being handed the baton by Producer Dave.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.6	Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins Show podcast.
0:09.2	I hope you're well. Ellis and I, ready to rock.
0:12.6	I'm back in the studio today, having beaten COVID hands down 10,
0:18.2	nil Robbins straight sets.
0:21.8	Robbins declared and then bold COVID out for zero.
0:25.8	I made 10147s to beat COVID 10,
0:29.1	nil in the final of the World Snooker COVID Championships.
0:31.8	It was all very quickly, wasn't it?
0:33.4	The COVID Snooker Championships.
0:34.7	Oh, absolutely it was.
0:37.3	I pissed it with my jet black cue.
0:39.7	And you know what, you're in a good mood.
0:41.5	I am sort of in, I would say it's more mania than good mood.
0:46.0	All right. I mean, is it, I'm in a good mood.
0:47.8	Yeah, yeah. Is this, is this because you went to a,
0:50.4	a quiz at your local golf club, John?
0:53.4	I,
0:54.4	Yes, I did go to a quiz at my local golf club and me and all the other 70
1:00.4	year olds really enjoyed ourselves.
1:02.2	Were you the youngest there?
1:03.0	By some margin.
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