205: Piggy Bank Toughness
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Should I call this strange number back? What have I missed on the pod? Why are your faves your faves? Don't you need more than lemons for lemonade? How do I get the money out of this coin bank? Should I get bangs? Should I change my email address? Why do I get the urge to get my life together in the middle of the night? How do I make time pass in my stories? What is with that baseball song? John Green and Hank Green yell at clouds and give advice!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.8 | Or is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.1 | It's a podcast where two brothers enthusiastically answer your questions and give you to be his advice |
| 0:15.1 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AC Wimbledon. |
| 0:18.8 | John, yeah. |
| 0:20.1 | We've talked a little bit about ghost roommates on the pod in the past. |
| 0:23.1 | We actually got an email from somebody who had a ghost roommate. |
| 0:27.1 | I recall. |
| 0:27.6 | 100% had a ghost roommate. |
| 0:29.9 | She said it took her a while to figure it out for sure, but she was suspicious from the moment her roommate walked through the door. |
| 0:36.0 | You're on fire. |
| 0:40.0 | How is your second consecutive laugh out loud, dad joke? |
| 0:44.0 | All right. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm working harder now. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, Hank, I'm so sick. |
| 0:47.5 | I know you're very sick. |
| 0:48.5 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:49.5 | I've been very unwell, but I'm here making the podcast because it's usually my only chance to spend an hour with you. |
| 0:56.8 | And I do really, really like you. |
| 0:58.8 | Thanks. |
| 0:59.3 | And so here I am. |
| 1:00.6 | I would have tweeted this week. |
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