204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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How do I make this flesh-eating bacteria sound safe? How do I tell my housemate not to get a crockpot? Am I as unlikeable as the character I wrote? Does my friend live with a ghost? How did conspiracy theories spread before the internet? Why are the most-viewed vlogbrothers videos about giraffe sex? How do I stop my favorite movie from being my whole personality? How would fandoms respond to the apocalypse? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions from the Madison Museum of Contemporary Art, but shhh. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.2	Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.5	We are here on a rooftop deck in Madison, Wisconsin.
0:13.4	We're actually at the Madison Contemporary Art Museum,
0:16.8	which has excellent shows if you happen to be in
0:19.8	or near Madison, Wisconsin.
0:21.5	We're on the road right now,
0:22.4	but we're not gonna let that stop us
0:23.9	for making a quiet and somewhat subdued
0:28.9	and possibly elicit version of Dear Hank and John.
0:33.2	At some point we think a security guard is going to come up here
0:36.4	and kick us off of the roof deck, but in the meantime,
0:39.2	we're gonna start out here on the roof.
0:41.4	With a sculptor garden.
0:43.3	John, how do you kill an elephant?
0:46.5	With an elephant gun.
0:47.7	How do you kill a blue elephant?
0:48.7	I know all of these jokes.
0:50.4	I have a child, two of them in fact,
0:53.2	with a blue elephant gun.
0:54.4	How do you kill a red elephant?
0:56.2	You have to choke it till it's blue
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