203: Spencer Pratt Got Screwed + Lego Theft Firestorm + Trump v Netanyahu + Priest: Aliens = Demons

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

Politics, News Commentary, Comedy, News, Stand-up

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:04.3	Broken simulation.
0:06.5	Broken simulation.
0:08.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	Welcome.
0:12.8	Sam Tripoli.
0:14.4	What is going on, John?
0:16.0	I was weird.
0:16.6	Some kind of...
0:17.1	Johnny, what is going on?
0:18.9	What is happening?
0:19.9	I don't know what's happening. Johnny, what is going on, John. Johnny, what is going on? What is happening?
0:22.3	I don't know what's happening.
0:25.7	Johnny, what is going on?
0:26.6	What is happening?
0:28.1	I don't know, dude.
0:28.9	That was the crazy thing.
0:33.2	I don't like it, dude.
0:34.3	I don't like it.
0:39.4	It's like disturbing almost here.. Oh my God, dude.
0:43.8	You were up for executive podcaster of the year and now you're out.
0:45.8	Executive podcast.
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