2026 Bracket Special feat. The Median Voter
Shutdown Fullcast
© Shutdown Fullcorp
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 110 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
- Tornadoes, gendered for a reason
- New Grumors!
- Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes?
- Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings?
- This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly?
- Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Timey Mine Cart? Everybody be cool and follow the instructions to determine our winner! You did a really good job at this last year, and we're proud of you! Do not make us unproud
- The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Get out of the big pool! |
| 0:38.1 | If you're sitting in your hot tub right now. Get off the roof! You get out of there. How dare you tell me to get off the damn roof? I don't give a shit. Water is very heavy, so I think it's probably, like, if I'm in the hot tub, the tornado would have to pull all the water. You've tried to lift like a cooler full of melted ice. That's heavy as hell. I'm just going high. But if it's just me, you know? You have to preface it if you're, we're going to really up your Tennesseeism here. You gotta preface it with now listen, I'm not a little person. I'm not a little guy. I'm a big boy. I got some size to me. |
| 0:40.8 | I got some heft. |
| 0:41.9 | Okay. |
| 0:46.8 | If tornado wants to come pick my ass up, it's going to have to work for it. |
| 0:48.5 | Tornado. |
| 0:49.4 | Better pack a lunch. |
| 0:50.5 | It'll take all day. |
| 0:52.9 | Hope you're ready to throw your back out, tornado. |
| 0:54.1 | All right. Here it comes, kids. Think you're ready. Throw your back out, tornado. All right. |
| 0:55.3 | Here it comes, kids. |
| 0:56.4 | Think heavy. |
| 0:59.4 | Get dance. |
| 1:01.6 | Send all your blood to your calves. |
| 1:04.5 | You see what I paid for these goddamn roads? |
| 1:05.8 | You can be doing me a favor. |
| 1:06.6 | Go ahead. |
| 1:13.5 | I had a big fucking breakfast today. should have seen the Arby's I had for lunch |
| 1:15.8 | There's no way this tornadoes could take me |
| 1:17.6 | I heard there's a tornado coming |
| 1:19.5 | Give me the big Buford |
| 1:20.8 | Give me two |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from © Shutdown Fullcorp, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of © Shutdown Fullcorp and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.