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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
Buff Hutts, discussed
What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
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Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, here comes.
0:02.1	Yeah, it's a really stressed out looking guy.
0:05.5	Yeah.
0:06.6	Except for him.
0:08.1	Paragata does not look stressed out.
0:09.7	He's just, he looks like very normal.
0:12.6	He wears like a like a $150,000 wrist watch while he races.
0:18.7	Yeah.
0:19.5	What's like gold or platinum or something like in addition to his
0:23.9	whoop you know yeah I was gonna say like is it next to it no the whoop for for this
0:29.1	race he kept it under his armpit which was kind of a new thing out of that I don't
0:34.5	know if it was arrow or if it was just like a more comfortable but like
0:38.1	he lifted up his arm and there was like his big black box under his armpit and there was like
0:42.3	what the fuck is that he's cheating what is and then the team was like that's his whoop what's what's
0:48.2	what's a whoop it's like it's like a tracker for like heart rate but also I think it also like calorie burning
0:57.4	and it has a general it has a general like it has something called an HSV which is basically
1:03.2	a readiness score so he had an armpit computer yeah yeah basically sending shit to his team
1:09.1	that was like it's like the it's essentially the helmet stuff.
1:12.8	It's where I put my heads up display and arms up display, I guess, as it were.
1:19.2	During one of my like, I'm going to get ready for something bouts to train, I had a whoop for like six months.
1:27.4	Yeah. And it keeps some horrifying information on you. And by that, I mean, I was trying to do this and trying to do too much at the same time. So you're ready to score could sometimes look dead. Like if you've like, like I would go out drinking. And then it'd be like, okay, I'm going to go work out. And then like, okay, I'm on like four hour sleep. It's fine. And you wake up the next morning and they're like, your readiness score is deceased. Like, you have done. You've been fucking up. They're like, don't even go on a walk. Wasted.
2:03.0	This whoop sounds pretty awesome.
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