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Marno to you, wherever you are, because it is more like somewhere.

For March 17th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's wondering why there's no St. Patricia's Day. It's Ashley's

Bernie Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I mean, really, what wouldn't we give for a second St. Patrick's Day?

It's equality, maybe. I'm never thinking of wondering why there's no X, whatever, you know? Makes me

think of one of my favorite sketches online. Write this day down. I'm never thinking of wondering why there's no X, whatever, you know. Makes me think of one of my

favorite sketches online. Write this date down. I'm about to compliment Mega-64, everybody.

Write it down. The, uh, they recently did a video. Rocco did one that was the send-up of the

fast food CEO is eating their burgers. Have you seen this at all? Yeah, I mean, it's old now,

but yeah. Yeah, vaguely. It was it all started because the McDonald's CEO kept talking about

their new sandwich and was like, I just, I love this product, but he wouldn't eat it. At no point

would he take a bite of it. And he kept referring to it as a product, right? As opposed to like,

this is our new food.

And so everyone starts making fun of him.

All the other fast food CEOs took a page out of the like Wendy's Twitter accounts,

you know, playbook, I guess.

And they all started posting videos of them eating their own burgers to just like highlight

that the McDonald's guy wouldn't eat his burger.

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