We would have had a really cool moment, but you kind of ruined the whole thing.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For March 16th, 2020.

Six, my name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there, she's enjoying her

Patrick's Eve. It's Ashley Burns. How to ask everybody. My what? St. Patrick's Day's

tomorrow, right? Is it? It's the 17th March, usually? I gotta look this up. Now I've got to

plan my outfit and everything. Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day's on an Irish of descent. I'm pretty sure it's always on the 17th of March and not one of those like first Tuesday. Second Tuesdays, sure. Yeah, look, 17th of March. So everyone get your outfits ready. Yeah, it's the one day that cultural appropriation doesn't matter. Get your fucking leprechaun outfit, get your green beer. Fuck it. You know what, though.

I feel like Irish people don't really care about that.

Irish people and Mexican people need a holiday together. We need to have that where it's like, just do whatever, dude. You know, you want to wear a fucking leprecha outfit with a sombrero. Have fun. Have a great time. Have a great time. Let's all have us race together. Don't care. The day I learned that Cinco de Mayo wasn't a real holiday. I was like...

Made up by beer companies? Yeah, I was like, what? Yeah. It's not a real holiday. It's just like a holiday we made up. But everyone is like so on board because they're just excited for any excuse for like tacos and margaritas. And I was like,

you know what? You know what? Okay, on second thought, I can get behind that. Let's make up all the holidays. Just to be clear, too. I guess every holiday's kind of made up. You know, it does sound more official, I guess, because it's named after a saint, but St. Patrick's Day is pretty made up to. There's a lot of Irish saints. We got a little bit saint crazy at one point in time. Do you know what St. Patrick did? Is he the one with the snakes? He's the one with the snakes. You got the snakes out of Ireland. Get out of here, snakes. We don't need you. New Zealand doesn't have that. Like, they don't have a special day. They got no snakes? They got no spiders. Right. So it's like, is St. Patrick also the

saint of New Zealand doesn't have that. Like, they don't have a special day. They got no snakes. They got no spiders.

Right. So it's like, is St. Patrick also the saint of New Zealand?

They have spiders in New Zealand, actually? They don't have any venomous spiders. I think it's no venomous spiders. Okay. No, poisonous ones either. You can eat them just fine. No, you can't. You're in New Zealand. Don't eat the spiders.

That is not dietary advice.

Do not eat a bowl of spiders on this lovely Monday.

Okay.

So today's kind of a big recap of the weekend because there's a lot of things that we,

on Friday we were talking about. First of all, Six Nations Rugby tournament is over. Congratulations

to France for winning it. Scotland had a shot where it's like, if this happens, then this happens and this

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