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Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for February 13th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's my pre-valentine. It's Ashley Burns.

Hi to Ash, everybody. That's right. It's tomorrow. If you, look, this is your big heads up.

If you forgot flowers and chocolates, go get them. There's no such thing as Valentine's Eve is there.

I don't think so. I don't think this is one of those holidays that we like really spread out. Which is like, there's a day. Progressive couple and you bring a, someone named Eve into the relationship. That's not spice things up on Valentine's Day. That'll work out well. The real extension of the Valentine's holiday is that we should be treating each other like this every day, Bernie.

No, it's too expensive.

Treat each other like this today.

It's like, what is the ultimate expression of love on Valentine's Day?

Because everybody goes to flowers and chocolates and things like that.

Like as a lady Ashley

what would be the perfect Valentine's Day gift to give to you uh I want that can be purchased

within 24 I want I want I want I want I want rubs I want quiet time that's it right yeah it's like

I just yeah I would like to have a day of less stress it's like appreciation isn, isn't it? Yeah, what's, it is, that's the thing is it's recognition that the other person is a huge part of your life and you appreciate them and you're going to, you know, do what you can to just really show them this one day, one day, the other 36 hundred sixty four days, they can go fuck themselves.

But this one day, just be like, you know what, I do need you and you do make my life better. We are traveling today. So our setup might sound a little bit different, but that's what we're doing for our Valentine's Day. We took a nice little cheeky trip. We have the kids with us, which makes it a different trip entirely, although they were great on the plane yesterday. And I said something during the travels, because travels are stressful time. And I articulated the thought really, really well,

I think. Okay, why don't you go ahead and brag about yourself? I was trying to help you solve a problem,

like you were stressed out. And like, of course, the kids are also stressed out. And then they just

go, mommy, mommy, mommy. It's what they do. You know, it's what kids do at that age, usually.

And I was trying to, like, carve them out and get them away from you whenever. And you were, like,

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