Look at that, look at that, yep.

The twist in the strap, that's how you know he's a pro.

A little twist in the strap to avoid the flap.

That's a nice load.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good.

Lurdy you, wherever you are, because it is.

More like somewhere!

For February 12th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there, I've convinced her to go on a road trip with me today.

That's Ashley Burns over there.

Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

If it sounds early, that's because it is.

Can I be like the I-5 commuter guys?

That's who the drop was today. It's one of my new favorite Instagram accounts. It's just two dudes going down Interstate 5 in America and they just like jawed all the people around them. I love it. Yeah. See, I don't think that I could do that because half of them, half of everything I say would have to be bleeped for exosatives. Oh, is true. Yeah. It's, uh, remember when J.D. was a teenager pre-driving, he'd be like, God, you guys are like always griping at other people in their cars the moment he started driving. He totally got it. Well, the thing I like about grousing about other people in their cars is like, they're not going to hear me. It doesn't matter to them. They don't give a shit, right? Whereas, yeah, like, I'm in my car and I can, like, let off a little steam. These guys have a reel that has them showing someone on their phone while they're driving and they show her face and everything and they're, like, kind of, like, giving her grief. I don't ever think she notices, but it's got something like 25 million views. That could be a problem for that person. It could be. It could be. Like there, there, there's, you know, there's public and then there's public, right? I like my grousing to be private. So I would never like, put that shit on social. And there's some stuff to, that is literally unforgivable to some people like there's some things in particular that are

just unforgivable right there's two things well there's two things specifically they're unforgivable one of

them is going faster than me because why would you be so reckless and the other one is being slower than me

because god get your ass in gear right and going just as fast as you they're blocking you from the lane next to you. It's everybody. No, but I mean, just from a public shaming standpoint, it's surprising what is like a mortal sin to the general public. And I think being on your phone, you know, while you're driving is definitely one of those things. Even if nothing happens, something could have happened, you know, which I It's just irresponsible. Like it's, and it's funny too, because there are things that

we've sort of like accepted as like, this is like what idiots do while driving and it's like

whatever, but idiots do it. But it's actually super dangerous. Like people will talk about all the time

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