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Morning September!

For February 4th, 20206.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there.

She is a little tired today. Ashley Burns had Burns had Ashley. I am. Lots of driving yesterday. We drove to Edinburgh and back yesterday. So that was a

little about that was a few hours in the car. Do you think that was a quintessentially American thing

that we did? What was we went? No. What do you mean? Like for like, driving four hours each way and doing all that in a day, we were like, yeah, fine, we can do that. That's, you know, fine, whatever. I mean, I've been before like, sure, I can drive to California today. It's, what, 12 hours? No big. Okay. Is that what's quintessentially American to you? Well, it's one of those things

where they... We installed a new leader and took their oil in Edinburgh. That's what we did yesterday.

Three and a half hours in the car and three and a half an hour. Congratulations on your freedom,

Edinburgh. You're welcome. Um, no, just that they say that, um, you know, a hundred miles is a great distance in the UK,

right? Whereas 100 years is a great deal of time for the U.S. Just different scales for like how people

measure, like what is unreasonably far to go, especially like to go and then come back, right? And we were like, yeah, popping the car was, we'll go. It's fine. It was funny. Like one of the first times I ever got in the car and drove any distance here in Northern Scotland, it said, you know, Google Maps says, hey, it's 60 miles away. That's going to take an hour and a half. And the first time I saw it, I go, that's not right. That's not right. And now when I say it, I go, hour and a half? That's not right. Two totally different versions of that's not right. It is one of the biggest recalibrations about moving up here is that it is one mile equals one minute in the U.S. That's what it means. One mile is one minute, you know. And here, the thing is, one mile equals one minute in the U.S.

That's what it means.

One mile is one minute, you know.

And here, the thing is, too, that the speed limit actually is 60 miles per hour in most of the country.

It's basically, if you're not, it's weird.

If you've never been here and you drive here, here's a quick primer,

they don't tell you what the speed limits are a lot of times. You're in town and it's 30 miles per hour. You leave town and it just, there's the new speed limit sign is just a, the 30 mile an hour speed limit has ended. That's what that means. And that means it's 60 miles an hour. You're returning back to the national speed limit.

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