2026.02.03: Double By Halving

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

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0:00.0	I give up. I've given up on everyone. You're very pretty.
0:04.8	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:07.8	Shut up.
0:09.0	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:15.5	Morning, September.
0:16.9	For February 3rd, 2020.
0:19.8	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:22.7	We're laughing because Mush just took a giant leap off Ash's lap.
0:26.3	Every day.
0:27.2	Say hi to Ash.
0:27.6	It's like this every single day.
0:30.6	Mush, every day we sit down.
0:32.6	You jump on my lap.
0:33.7	Bernie shouts, you get startled.
0:36.0	But he shouts every single time.
0:38.0	It's like this is part of the routine now.
0:39.8	At some point, you've got to learn.
0:41.7	Yeah, you think you would learn from like when they start tapping buttons over here.
0:44.8	The guy's about to yell.
0:48.0	And he always goes, how rude.
0:50.6	Well, welcome to a long winter, I guess.
0:53.5	What?
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