2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, Erfan Soltani, and Burnie finally has a good AI experience.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I hate to say that I told you so. |
| 0:03.0 | So I'll shout it through cupped hands. |
| 0:05.0 | I told you so. |
| 0:06.3 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.1 | Got up. |
| 0:10.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:16.1 | Morning, Somewhere! |
| 0:17.7 | For January 14th, 2020. |
| 0:20.4 | Six. My name is Bernie Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:25.0 | She is your new all-time box office champion. |
| 0:28.9 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:29.8 | Actually, she's not. |
| 0:30.6 | It's Zoe Saldane. |
| 0:32.1 | Look, I'm top five at best. |
| 0:35.1 | But yeah, so we woke up to the news that Zoe Saldanya is now the number |
| 0:39.8 | one. Yeah, that's the news we woke up to. Well, look, this is the only news in the world today. |
| 0:44.7 | This is the most important news happening in the world today. Uh, is the Zoe Saldania is now the top |
| 0:49.3 | grossing actor of all time. But it's an interesting statistic because what it is tracking is that the |
| 0:56.1 | films Zoe Sal Danya has been in have collectively grossed more at the box office than the |
| 1:03.6 | collective films of any other actor. She can be on screen for like two seconds, right? And that's it. |
| 1:09.4 | Right. But she's in it and it made a lot of money. But what's kind of weird about this to me is I kind of thought she was already there based on the combination of both Marvel films that she's been in and also the Avatar films. She hasn't been in that many Marvel movies. Does she get... I guess so. Yeah, she's an endgame. |
| 1:28.3 | I guess so. |
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