2026.01.13: A Wealth Of Monkeys

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.

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0:00.0	I should do that.
0:01.6	I should do that like that.
0:03.5	I just do that like that.
0:05.3	Hey,
0:06.2	we're recording the podcast.
0:08.3	Shut up.
0:09.5	Good.
0:10.6	Morning to you.
0:11.9	Wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.
0:17.2	For January 13th, 2020.
0:19.7	6th.
0:20.7	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.
0:25.0	She was not surprised by the yell.
0:26.9	She burns, I'd Ashley.
0:28.1	You ever wonder, like, how much of a routine cats are familiar with and, like, what comes out of left field?
0:34.3	Like, every morning we sit down, you shout, we talk for a while. Like in, in this room, this is like a thing. You would think that Mush would know to meet us here and that a shout is coming. Right. How much of the routine does Mush know? And do weekends take him by surprise? He doesn't have a concept of a nine to five. We take two minutes here and dress some things in our household while we're talking about this and the cat and his routines?
0:57.0	That depends on what they are.
0:58.2	Okay.
0:58.7	What was the thought process between taking his automatic pet feeder, which had worked fine?
1:04.0	Fine.
1:05.3	Fine.
1:05.7	He was a healthy, happy cat.
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