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Hey, we're recording the podcast.

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Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere!

For January 7th, 2020.6, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She is just two ingredients. We promise. It's actually burnt tight as everybody. Depends how you count them.

It was so hard to come up with a title for yesterday's episode, you know, because there were so many weird different stories like the... We went on a lot of tangents. There was a lot of lovely storytelling. We also covered a lot of current events. It was a longer episode yesterday. It would be a shorter episode today. I guarantee it today. I guarantee it today. I guarantee. Guarantee. Lock it in, Ashley. Lock it in. It's a guarantee.

Two hour episode, here we come. Coming your way. No, I'm going to go shovel snow. We are having a, this is the most snow we've ever had here, right? I'm here. I'm not sure if it's the most snow or if this has the pedantic distinction of being the most snow at once. We had, it's, uh, I got stuck.

The most snow at once.

We had, it's, uh, I got stuck.

The most snow in the history of Scotland, according to us.

Six years of experience now.

Hold on.

Since, uh, recording began, right?

Like since, since data recording began, which was in 2020.

The, the important event in history, our perspective, right? Right, exactly. Yeah, so I'm going to shovel snow today. Yeah, we've got to shovel the car out of the driveway. That's like, I could kind of like get stuff off some like shed roofs. It's getting to the point where it's like getting a little weighty up there and I'm like, I'm looking at it. And there's more snow in the forecast. So I'm like, I'm looking at it. Yeah. And we also, it's weird too because the temperature here is coming above freezing during the days. So we're getting a lot of like that drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. And we're getting a lot of icicles. And then at night, it's freezing hard, which is a combination that I really hate. Just stay cold or warm up.

Make a choice.

Talking about weather here, I should also clarify so that people can jockey appropriately.

We have about 30 feet of snow and it's negative 85 degrees here.

So we're going to bust out pants eventually.

We're wearing shorts right now.

Beat that Edmonton. We'll get to. Good luck. Good luck to the rest of you in today's contest. Come on, once again, getting upset. So there's something I want to cover current events. CES just opened. Our lovely friend, I Justine, is the host of CES. She does that a lot, doesn't she?

Does she usually, does she do that a lot? She does a lot a lot. She's, yeah, she's always busy. That girl is always busy. But I think she habitually hosts CES, which is really exciting. For us, because we love to see her. And then for her because, well, she loves gadgets. and as the host of CES, she gets to be the first to play with all the gadgets.

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