It's why all chefs are grunks.

It's because we don't understand why the world doesn't work like our kitchens.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Somewhere!

For January 5th, 2020 5th 2026 my name is

you got it Bernie burns sitting right over there policing my sixes and fives it's

Ashley Burns say hi to Ashley everybody five six five six I was I keep waiting but you keep

nailing the 2026.

Man, I would love to say I've never messed it up, but I did mess it up in one of the text titles. That's okay, though, because I got your back on that one and I fixed it. And that was text only, easy to fix. Do you have my back, Ashley? Because we have a lot to talk about today. When I say, do you have my back? I want to make you aware of something. Okay. Do you not have my back on something?

I have begun shopping for D. When I say, do you have my back? I want to make you aware of something. Okay.

Do you not have my back on something? I have begun shopping for a DSLR.

By the way, if you want to get your computer, like, loaded with pop-ups and malware and stuff, just look up, search, simple search, like, best insert whatever electronics category you're interested in, best camera in

2026 for video. And then you get all these sites you've never heard of in your life, which I assume

were just all plans with paid advertisements or whatever. And then it's like endless pop-ups and malware.

Yeah. Oh, they all seem like

endless garbage. But it's all, it's everything that's like at the top of search. They figured out,

they figured out search engine optimization. And that's it. They were like, all right, our business

model is done. I haven't bought a DSLR in like, man, like 10 years I haven't bought a DSLR.

No, it's been longer than that because the last DSLR you bought was the, what was it, the

Canon?

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