2026.01.02: Have We Met?

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.

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0:00.0	Everybody wanted to know what I would do if I didn't win.
0:08.3	I guess we'll never know.
0:10.3	Hey!
0:10.8	We're recording the podcast.
0:12.9	It was a good morning.
0:14.3	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:20.3	Morning September!
0:21.9	For January 2nd, 20206, my name is Bernie Burns over there, wishing my parents a happy
0:30.7	anniversary.
0:31.4	It's Ashley Burns had Ashley.
0:32.7	Ouch.
0:33.6	My parents got a married on January 2nd.
0:37.4	And it was weird thing because we were kids.
0:38.9	And my brother was born January 4th.
0:42.1	So like when we could learn to do math, we were like,
0:45.1	they were married January 2nd.
0:46.8	He was born January 4th.
0:47.8	They were married like two years before he was born.
0:50.7	Oh, really?
0:52.6	Stupid kids.
0:53.8	So very nearly scandalous and yet also not.
0:56.9	And they would have gotten away with it too, Ashley, if it had been for us meddling kids.
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