2025.12.24: Carry On Rug

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, Piña Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers, and hanging out with family.

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0:00.0	Snooping as usual, I see.
0:04.8	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:07.8	Shut up.
0:09.0	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:15.3	Morning, September 24th, 2020.
0:19.9	My name is Bertie B Burth sitting right over there.
0:24.4	Did you forget?
0:25.2	Ho?
0:26.7	Ashley Burns got to.
0:28.4	Outdown.
0:30.0	The pause would be contemplating that joke.
0:33.2	That's what that pause was.
0:35.3	So I got some reports yesterday that I was hard to hear on our new setup that we've got for our podcast.
0:41.4	We've got that corrected now.
0:42.2	We're testing like a new little setup.
0:44.3	This is not our normal environment.
0:45.6	Are you hard to hear or am I just too easy to hear?
0:47.7	The people were saying that I was lower in volume than you, which I guess is a huge departure for this podcast.
0:53.6	That's a departure for reality.
0:55.7	And I just wanted to say to everybody who pointed that out and let me know that I was
1:01.2	doing a poor job of mixing the audio, I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart,
1:05.5	how dare you speak to me.
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