2025.11.27: Unthanksgiving

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss turkeys, Paw Patrol and modern fascism, Tron release, Tether downgrade, gold holdings, Korean romcoms, and the Scrubs reboot.

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0:00.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:04.5	Shut up.
0:07.4	Morning.
0:12.0	Morning.
0:12.8	Morning.
0:12.9	Yeah.
0:15.7	What?
0:17.0	We're happy.
0:18.8	For November 27th. It does. It's 28, isn't it? 27th.
0:21.6	It's 28, isn't it?
0:23.6	27th, sorry, you're right, 2025.
0:25.6	Hey!
0:26.6	I've never seen you fall apart like that on an intro.
0:31.6	I mean, you've had giggles, but that was a full thing.
0:33.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:34.6	It reminded me when I heard the turkey sound, it reminded me of, uh, some dude, uh, he, it's, I don't think the guys speak English in the video, but they're outside of a turkey pen and the guy's like yelling to them. Gobble, gobble, gobble, then they start gobbogobbling. All the other turkeys respond. Is it my phone? That that your phone? My phone is not on silent. Man, I'm having a hell of a start this morning. It's Thanksgiving, everybody, if you're in America. And if you're in anywhere else in the world, it is currently Thursday. Thursday. Thursday. It is amazing how important that holiday is.
1:13.5	And like, even this morning, I woke up and I'm like, it's Thanksgiving.
1:15.4	And it's like, the kids are going to school and everything.
1:44.2	And I was like, what's, what's, what's happening? Well, that's because, how is this possible? I feel like Thursday marks the official start of the Christmas holidays. Like if you're trying to get a meeting or get something done or like you get someone on the phone or whatever between now and Christmas in the U.S. give up. Yeah. I have a thing on my desk right now where the guy was like, can we get this done by Thanksgiving? And go, yeah, just the sentence me, I'll get somebody in the week. And he's like, yesterday, he was like, I'm leaving at 1230 today. And I'm like, of course you are. Of course you are. Bye.
1:46.5	I'll see you in January. Yeah. Or it's like even if you're in the office, you know, I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating it too hard. It's fine. Everything's fine. You used to stress about stuff like that more. I don't at all. At all. It's weird. Well, I think what's happened, Bernie, is that you have been utterly beaten down, right?
2:03.5	By the time. at all, at all. It's weird. Well, I think what's happened, Bernie, is that you have been
2:01.3	utterly beaten down, right? By the timelines of living where we do. Yeah. We're rural,
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