Fucking talk.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

4 November 26, 2025.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

It's the penultimate day before Thanksgiving.

Ashley Burns had, Ashley, everybody.

I hope your turkeys are in the fridge.

If they're not, it's too late now.

I avoided a gobble, gobble joke on you.

Yeah, so if you haven't defrosted your turkey,

are you out of luck at this point?

Well, hold on. What's the rule? Is it one hour per pound? No, that doesn't seem right.

I don't know if there's a rule for de-frosting. You can go crazy if you've got a microwave

that's got that defrost function. You know, no, no, I highly disagree. I highly, they have the,

I love that they call it now like the chaos defrost.

Like, I don't know, the particles are extra chaotic and that's going to defrost it better.

But now, all that does is like it cooks the edges and then they're just sort of like gamey.

And then you still got ice in the middle.

I don't like it. When I was a kid, I had a moment ice in the middle. I don't like it.

When I was a kid, I had a moment early on when I realized I was better with technology than people who were older than me.

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