2025.09.15: Inescapable Cringe
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks, Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Manacled, and when fan fics go legit.
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| 0:00.0 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:02.2 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Marty Somewhere! |
| 0:14.0 | Or, let's never be. |
| 0:16.2 | 2025. |
| 0:17.1 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:20.5 | She's not going to go a second over her a lot of time for her speech. |
| 0:23.9 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:24.7 | I'd like to thank God. |
| 0:27.8 | I'd like to thank Sal Saperstein. |
| 0:30.2 | I'd like to thank Sal Saperstein. |
| 0:32.4 | Great jokes. |
| 0:33.3 | You know, Seth Rogen did not thank Sal Saperstein the entire time. |
| 0:37.3 | Man, missed opportunity there. Kind of a missed opportunity, but kind of everyone pointed it out, so maybe he thought it was too obvious. Maybe. So the Emmys happened this weekend, which it's weird because we talked about the creative arts Emmys that happened. And we're talking about the Emmys coming up. And then I forgot the Emmys were happening. And I saw all these articles about the Emmys. |
| 0:56.2 | And I was like, oh, are those? |
| 0:57.1 | Oh, those happened. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:13.5 | Nate Bargazzi was the host, too. Yeah. I thought we would be all in on that. How do you feel about his schick? Have you read about this? Yeah. So he basically said he's going to pay was $100,000 to like the Boys and Girls Club. |
| 1:12.7 | And. he basically said he's going to pay was a hundred thousand dollars to like the boys and girls club and but he was going to subtract to like a thousand dollars for every minute someone went |
| 1:18.9 | over there a lot in speech time i think it's a funny and cheeky way of making sure things |
| 1:25.0 | run to time right and i think he also, I read about this, again, |
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