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Morning Somewhere

2025.09.12: Take J2 And Shove It

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement, and name blindness.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The children's admiration is important to you.

0:03.8

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.8

Shut up.

0:08.0

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:14.1

Morning Somewhere!

0:16.4

For September 12, 2020.

0:19.2

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:20.4

I'm over there.

0:20.9

She's smiling at year to year.

0:22.2

It's Ashley Byrne. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. What's not to love? It's Friday, baby. Do you want to hear something adorable cute? But it's Alex Walter that sent that in. Look, I'm all about this whole family shout business. Let's get in on it. Listen. Are you feeling inspired? playing because the music was playing you didn't hear the end of it listen to this okay listen

0:39.6

we're going to play it again. Morning somewhere! Listen to that kid. Listen to that kid. That's fantastic. He just like, I love everything about it. How does that not just fill you with endorphins, you know, that little laugh, that little mischievous laugh.

0:57.7

I got to hear it again.

0:58.4

It's cute.

0:58.7

Okay.

0:59.7

Morning somewhere!

1:02.9

You know what it reminds me of is one of my favorite little kid videos on the internet is the little toddler who gets her mom's phone and then she and she goes

1:14.5

did you take my phone she goes nah and then runs off just absolutely cackling and yet somehow

1:20.7

keeps herself framed just perfectly right just perfectly enough to not be all the way in the frame

1:25.8

and you get the wobble but it's like like, like this, this kid is going to be a director of photography someday.

1:33.4

It's an innate skill. It has that innate skill. I've known people that have had that. I'm really jealous of that too.

1:37.8

Look, I mean, and it's, it is something that needs to be appreciated because generally when a kid points a phone at themselves, like if they're video chatting with grandpa, something like that, what grandpa sees is their

1:48.7

forehead, right, or their chin. Like there's really no skillful framing. My children, they're not

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