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Morning Somewhere

2025.09.10: Pimps Learn Mandarin

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.

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0:00.0

Oh my God.

0:01.5

What should we do?

0:03.3

Well, if we try to reason with him.

0:05.9

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.9

Shut up.

0:10.1

Good morning to you.

0:12.3

Wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

0:17.9

For September 10th, 2020.

0:20.3

By my name is Bernie Burns. Burns is sitting right over there. She's glad to have Finn back on Morning Summer Shout. It's actually got it. Look, I'm biased. I will always be biased. No one does the shot that cute. I like when routine gets so routine that you can just go barbbara f right my favorite uh one of my favorite

0:38.4

productions all time we did it roost your teeth was the gauntlet specifically season two of of the darndar

0:44.6

how's it going everybody it's wednesday you're halfway through the week you made it you made it

0:51.0

well done how many times we said you made it on this podcast.

0:55.0

You have to take the little victories where you can.

0:57.1

Like this morning, Bernie, you were happy about the organization of some cups in the cupboard, right?

1:02.1

And sometimes that's enough. Sometimes you just get, you take the little wins.

1:06.7

You'd be happy about your cups.

1:08.6

The littlest win of all. The cups were organized.

1:12.8

Hopefully you can take that as inspiration for your day, everyone, that our cups were organized.

1:17.7

And now you can look over your own cups in shame.

1:21.2

I don't even want to explain what that means that the cups were organized.

1:24.9

It was just sometimes things are very satisfying, right?

1:27.3

They're organized in a satisfying way.

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