2025.09.09: Engineering Our Own Demise
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.
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| 0:00.0 | I believe there's one thing at the root of harmful conflict. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, iPhone and 19. |
| 0:07.3 | We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is burning somewhere. |
| 0:19.0 | Fortune 2025. |
| 0:20.9 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.8 | Spent all night with her adult pacifier. |
| 0:26.8 | It's Ashley Burns, sad Ashther. |
| 0:28.6 | My teeth may be moving out of place, but boy, do I feel peaceful. |
| 0:31.8 | You'll have to listen to yesterday's podcast in order to understand that show. |
| 0:34.9 | Unfortunately, you'll have to go back into the backlog of 23 hours to get that one. |
| 0:40.8 | I did read a funny post where someone is saying, it was great. |
| 0:44.3 | It was a little bit of rage bait post. |
| 0:46.9 | They said, I've stopped listening to the podcast because of something that Bernie and Ashley said. |
| 0:52.8 | And then the image was just a picture of the dungeon crawler Carl books. Yeah, been there, buddy. Been there. They've been deep in the audiobooks. Like, I'll come back to the podcast, but right now my time is consumed with us. We get it. We get it. Get it. Been there multiple times. In fact, I'm having a bit of a problem as a result of the excellency of Dungeon Crawler Carl and its audiobooks. |
| 1:14.5 | Specifically, I started listening to Bobaverse. |
| 1:17.0 | How is that? |
| 1:17.8 | How are you doing? |
| 1:18.9 | It's okay. |
| 1:19.8 | And here's the thing is I would probably like it a lot more if I hadn't just finished |
| 1:24.9 | re-listening to the entire Dungeon Crawler Carl series. That's a mouthful, isn't it? It is. It is, but I feel like I should shorten it to like DCC, but then I feel like I'm being like a little bit pretentious. Like everyone should just know what DCC stands for. You know what, you know, uh, Finn calls it, he calls it the Carl. He calls. Carl and Donut. Carl and Donut books. |
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