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Morning Somewhere

2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the intoxicating allure of investing in trends.


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0:00.0

Holy crap. Who is running this army?

0:04.5

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:07.5

Shut up.

0:08.7

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is running somewhere.

0:16.2

For August 20th, 2020, 5, my name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there. She's a proud mother of

0:25.7

a second grader. Ashley Burns had, Ashley. Yeah, big shout to Finn who started P2 today.

0:32.9

P2. P2. It's so like the whole grade system in the UK is complicated. Today I was talking to him about

0:40.1

being in second grade, or excuse me, P2, and I had to correct myself all the time. And I said,

0:46.8

how many people do you think are in your, in your P? I was like, man, such a weird system over here,

0:53.4

man. I think, I think they would say it, who's in your year?

0:56.9

Who's in your year?

0:58.0

Right, but then also, a lot of the smaller schools in our area have to do combined classes.

1:04.2

So it's not just who's in his year.

1:06.1

Who's in the years in his group?

1:08.2

Right.

1:08.6

It's like, it's a whole thing.

1:10.7

But he is off to school and, uh, and he's going to learn a lot. And I'm really proud of him. It's kind of bittersweet. It's one of those things where you're like, you don't want to be sad for your kid going into school because they're going to learn new stuff. But there goes your baby. And he's never going to be this young again. and tomorrow he's going to be a day older and he's never going to be as young as he is right now. It's funny because I was thinking to myself.

1:30.8

I was like, man, can you believe you've already got a second grader? And then another voice in the back of my head goes, and an electrician. Because Teddy is with us too. And Teddy came to Finn's first day of school today. That was really cool. It was nice. It was really nice. And yeah, so we sent him off. He's off learning.

1:49.1

Got a clean uniform for a new year. It's all screwed up. Covered in stuff.

1:54.9

It's going to be great. It's going to start school soon. That'll be crazy.

1:59.1

We're going to go a little bit. You know that like emptiness nest that they talk about with like parents who's like the kids have, I've gone off to college or like they've got their apartment.

2:07.7

Most of our friends. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm having that about just with them going to school. Yeah. I'm going to just be like looking around going, ah.

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