2025.08.19: One Big TV Network
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I would like to start with testicles. |
| 0:05.1 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.1 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:14.9 | For August 19, 2012. |
| 0:19.0 | My name is Bernie Burns. Why do I feel like my audio is so quiet, Ashley? |
| 0:26.6 | What did I do wrong? It's fine, you're going to fix the in post. I hear you just fine. |
| 0:30.8 | You know what it is? When I, here's the problem. This is exactly my nightmare has come true when I had more than one other person on the podcast. I changed the |
| 0:38.1 | settings on this third track. And that's the drop track. So, you know, I don't know what's |
| 0:44.6 | I don't know how we're going to recover from this. And I call it the life changing magic of not |
| 0:49.1 | giving a fuck. Ted talks are a gold mine. I think I'm just going to move to all TED talks. |
| 0:54.1 | All TED talks all the time. But here's the thing I'm just going to move to all TED Talks. All TED Talks all the time. |
| 0:55.0 | But here's the thing is then you have to listen to all the TED Talks to find those magic nuggets. |
| 0:59.5 | No, no, you don't. |
| 1:00.7 | You got that magical tool in your life, which is on a YouTube video. |
| 1:06.1 | You look for the spike. |
| 1:07.2 | You look for the lump. |
| 1:09.3 | The viewership lump. Yeah, you start to scrub and you go for the spike. You look for the lump. The viewership lump. |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah, you start to scrub and you go for the lump. |
| 1:13.2 | YouTube is such an interesting interface that is so different from anything else. |
| 1:20.0 | Like even the fact that have you noticed on YouTube mobile, there's no way to not have |
| 1:24.1 | noticed this. |
| 1:25.2 | That now they have a thing where if you touch the screen, it goes twice as fast. |
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