2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real addictions, and the death of 24 hour business.
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| 0:00.0 | I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.0 | Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:12.2 | Morning Somewhere! |
| 0:14.0 | For July 23rd, 2025. |
| 0:17.9 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting way over there, but she's going to be close to me very soon. It's Ashley. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. Look, you're getting a little bit closer every moment. Every moment. Right now, what are you huddled in a corner of an airport? No, you know where I am? I am in a minute suite. Do you know what a minute suite is? |
| 0:43.1 | That sounds like the kind of room that you rent by the hour, except it's in an airport, so it's respectable. |
| 0:49.1 | Yes, it is for corporate sluts, not for the interesting kind of sluts, Ashley. |
| 1:11.7 | So I'm in the DFW airport, and I'm in this room. It costs like it's a little office slash napping area and it's like 60 bucks an hour to be in here. But it's a great place to be able to, you know, like tuck yourself away in the airport and actually have some privacy, at least some. And if you want to get a nap or something like that, then you have the ability to do that. |
| 1:26.9 | And I have questions about that, right? Because I've never been in one of these spaces. So this little like napping area, this bed, right? Is it one of those kinds of things where it's sort of like vinyl and then it's got that pull down paper like in the doctor's office and just lay down on that? and then when you leave, |
| 1:28.7 | they just roll down some clean paper for the next napper. |
| 1:30.3 | Or are you getting proper linen? in the doctor's office and just lay down on that and then when you leave they just roll down |
| 1:28.0 | some clean paper for the next napper or are you getting proper linens and it doesn't have any of the |
| 1:33.4 | paper it does have like sheets but it did the bed does feel like something that you would see in a |
| 1:38.3 | doctor's office does it have that feel like does it have here's the thing um at the end of the bed |
| 1:43.4 | bernie are there like stirrups, right? |
| 1:46.0 | And is there, is there a doctor being like, all right, this is going to be just a little bit uncomfortable? |
| 1:51.6 | Listen, the things that we do for a daily podcast, Ashley, that's all I have to say. |
| 1:56.6 | I'm getting by over here. |
| 1:59.2 | But it's interesting because we should probably talk about this right away. |
| 2:02.9 | The subreddit, we decided to make it private yesterday. |
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