2025.07.22: Milk Flight
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the purple margs.
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| 0:00.0 | I didn't mean nothing bad. |
| 0:02.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | Shut up. |
| 0:06.9 | Good. |
| 0:07.9 | Morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:12.9 | Morning, Zub! |
| 0:14.3 | For July 22nd, 2025. |
| 0:17.6 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. He didn't mean nothing by it. It's Jason |
| 0:22.4 | Saldon. He said hi to Jason, everybody. Hello, I'm back. I'm the gift that keeps on giving three times in one week, man. You're getting to be the standard guest host. Might be two over the course of two weeks. I think one was previous week. Listen, we're going to, we're going to be to the point of having a co-host where we argue with each other. |
| 0:35.9 | I did something special just for you because I was on my way over here. |
| 0:38.7 | I was about to come over here. |
| 0:39.9 | It's not that special. |
| 0:41.3 | But. |
| 0:41.4 | Oh, God. Speaking to which... Having a co-host where we argue with each other. I did something special just for you because I was on my way over here. |
| 0:38.7 | I was about to come over here. |
| 0:39.9 | It's not that special. But... I got excited. I don't know if you do the same thing, but I basically wear the same outfit nonstop. I have different versions of it. Look at this. I mean, I'm wearing my psycho bunny pillow. I was wearing earlier today, I was wearing a black t-shirt and blue shorts, and that's the same thing I'd worn over here two previous times. So now I'm wearing my psycho bunny pillow. I was wearing, earlier today, I was wearing a black t-shirt and blue shorts, |
| 0:55.2 | and that's the same thing I'd worn over here two previous times. So now I'm wearing green shorts. Man, I didn't want to say anything. You know what? He noticed. Yeah, something changed. Something's different. He offered me a Waterloo before you even, I was all the way in the door. Everybody Drink Waterloo. Go to drinkwaterloo.com. |
| 1:09.7 | Is it Drink Waterloo? |
| 1:10.7 | Drink Waterloo. |
| 1:11.2 | Is the social handle for you? |
| 1:12.5 | Okay. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm a big fan of... |
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