Listen, I've got to give a clue here now.

I don't want any more bullshit any time during the day from anyone.

That includes me.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Southwest. For July 16th, 2020, my name is Bernie Ders. Sitting right over there. Burr-durps-n-nirp-n-r-r-nurp. Burpinkin. Barbara Dunkelman, everybody. Say hi to Barbara. Dude, I panicked. I thought you were going to have me do the morning somewhere and and I realized that I didn't ask if you wanted me to do it or not. And so I was like,

are you going to point at me? Are you going to do it? I did not, I thought about it last minute. We didn't talk about it. The guests lately have been saying they don't want to do it, which I'm okay with.

I feel like I've had my fun.

I've done it twice now.

I think.

You're saying the bit gets old?

I just don't know how has to do it.

It's all part of routine.

How you doing, Babs? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. So is Barbara... So now do I call you Mrs. Dunkelman? Last time, this is the first time since I've seen you since you've been married. Since you're a married lady. You're spoken for. Mr. and Mrs. Dunkelman. Thank you. Mr. and Mrs. Duncanman. Trevor Dunkelman. Never want my last name for anyone else. That is a curse. It would be great if you spelled her wrong, too. That'd be perfect. Do we have the most misspelled names in the group of people we know? Bernie and Dunkleman? Yeah, people always do the Bernie with an E. Which people always, I'm very happy when people defend me when then happens. But that's the right way to spell the name. I spell it wrong, right? And some could argue that for Dunkelman too, because there are people who are named Dunkleman in the world, but a lot of them do spell it L instead of E.L. Usually Barbara spells your name with an E.L. I say you like it was your choice.

You kind of stuck with the names. Kind of born into it. I did tell people yesterday too. We were

talking about first jobs and I mentioned, if I recall correctly, that your first job was working

at a Burger King that was in a movie theater. You are correct.

Absolutely.

Yeah, I applied to a movie theater thinking, oh, it'll be fun. I could work at concessions. I could sell tickets, clean theaters, whatever. And they're like, Burger King. And I was like, if I wanted to work in a Burger King, I would have applied to a fast food restaurant. Can you eat Burger King at all now having worked there? Yeah. Can you really? It's actually very clean.

They have really good standards for how they do... Can you eat Burger King at all now having work there? Yeah. Can you really? It's actually very clean.

They have really good standards for how they do like the prep, the cleanup, everything like that.

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