2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a Fantastic Four warning, and Reddit's privatization nanny state.
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| 0:00.0 | Ash, I'm so glad he was you. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.2 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:15.0 | Morning, September! |
| 0:16.6 | For July 15th, 2020. |
| 0:19.3 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.6 | I miss her so much. |
| 0:26.4 | It's Ashley to say hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:30.4 | You're missing me, but your aim is getting better. |
| 0:32.8 | I do. |
| 0:34.2 | What is that from? |
| 0:36.3 | I don't know. |
| 0:37.4 | I don't know. I don't know. |
| 0:37.9 | I thought I'd try a boomer joke. |
| 0:39.4 | How was it? |
| 0:39.7 | Oh, it sounded like you were doing like a Christopher walking impression. |
| 0:43.5 | Kind of that too, but unintentionally sure. |
| 0:47.5 | Look, what this comes down to is I've been hanging out with like little kids and my brain has melted. Yeah, How are you doing? Do like, what are you doing with your time off, Ashley, from the daily grind of the Morning Somewhere podcast? It's, uh, look, I, when you work, like, are interacting exclusively with kids, it's just very different. And it's oddly, mentally, very intensive because you're always focused on how you're |
| 1:11.3 | going to shape this future person and what this could mean and maybe this is like one of those |
| 1:16.8 | weird formative moments where like they'll remember this moment forever or you know they'll forget |
| 1:23.1 | it in 30 seconds you just never know so there's like my my brain is just not working. It doesn't |
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