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Morning Somewhere

2025.06.17: CEO In A Box

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre overtourism, Groundhog Day as a genre, TLOU's sophmore issues, and stop motion nightmares.


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0:00.0

What year is it?

0:02.1

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:05.1

Shut up.

0:06.4

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is,

0:11.8

Morning, Southwest.

0:13.3

4, June 17, 2020.

0:16.5

My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. You know her, you love her. It's Ashley Burnside

0:23.4

Ashley. Do we love me though? I don't know. Do we? I do. I like you a lot. I slept in gay.

0:27.8

I know. All I have to do is make sure you sleep well. By your air conditioner ladies or gents or whatever, Just make sure he sleeps nicely and he'll be real nice. I remember one time I described to you my perfect bed. It's like I like, there's those beds that have canopy, canopy over the top, like a four-poster bed, they have a canopy. So there's like a ceiling on your bed. I said I like that, but even like a tight space, like a cot, like a bunk. I'd be great if you had like a, almost like a bed that had like a ceiling on your bed. I said, I like that, but I even like like a tight space, like a cot, like a bunk.

0:54.9

Like it would be great if you had like a, almost like a bed that had like a lid on it that you could close. And you said, you mean like a coffin? Yeah, that's not what you. Burning can't wait for the long rest. It's just getting a box and sleep in a box. Right. You're going to be lowered into the grand in a coffin.

1:09.8

I'm going to hear you go, yes.

1:12.4

Here's why.

1:13.7

How dare you think I'm going to hear you go.

1:11.5

Yes.

1:13.3

Here's why.

1:15.0

How dare you think I'm going first?

1:24.0

Here's why I think I would never get a bed that had a lid on it, though, for real.

1:28.3

Like a, there's actually a thing in Scotland, one of our people we work with,

1:29.0

a joiner,

1:30.4

which is a carpenter in America.

1:33.9

Here they take the skill of carpentry and they break it down into subcategories.

1:36.8

Like there's builders...

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