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Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is

Morning Somewhere!

For June 16th, 2020.

Five, my name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there.

It's Ashley Burns. I had Ashley, everybody. I was going to make a sheepsharing joke. My brain was like, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. And then I didn't say it. So there you go. Okay, okay. Now I've got to know. What were you going to say? No, no way. No way. You don't get it. See, I'm growing as an adult. I didn't make the joke.

It was going to be? No, no way. No way. You don't get it. See, I'm growing as an adult.

I didn't make the joke.

It was going to be something sheep shearing related.

And I thought of all the ways it could have gone wrong. To be fair, there's a lot of ways that can go wrong. I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. The drop today was a Minecraft sheep.

What's funny about the Minecraft sheep is, that's exactly what sheep sound like.

It's exactly what sheep sound like.

You'll be in a...

Someone went and recorded a sheep.

Yeah. sheep. What's funny about the Minecraft sheep is, that's exactly what sheep sound like. It's exactly what she sounds like. You'll be in a field. Someone went and recorded a sheep. Yeah, but it's like you can record animals and put them in a video game. And it doesn't sound quite right. If you're just standing here like in a field and there's sheep in a pasture, like right next door or right near you, that's exactly what it sounds like. It sounds like you're near a sheep pasture in Minecraft. It's the exact same thing. It's kind of weird at first, to be honest. You're like, look, stop impersonating the Minecraft sheep, knock it out. We know you don't sound like this. And it turns out they do. And then you get randomly the one that just sounds like a human yelling for some reason.

It's like the outliers. I think that's the goat. Oh yeah. But they're like sheep or part goat, right? We've talked about, part goat, no, but I mean, you know. You're from the goat tree. Are they? What? They're close enough relatives that it's like, you know, you get a goat in with the sheep and it's just like sneaking along pretending to be sheep.

There's also, at least in our area, there are some sheep that look a lot like goats for some reason. Like the shape of their head or something is very goat-like. And so we're always looking at it. And it takes a second to go, no, too woolly must be sheep. Or here's the thing. Once they get sheared, they're all kind of nakedy.

Yeah, they get all, they once they get all the fleece taken off. People by the way, on my

Instagram story, I posted a bunch from the sheep shearing that we did on Friday, which is where

I was Friday afternoon doing that all day long. How you knees.

They're actually okay.

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