2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss screw down battery covers, the Burns family rechargeable nightmare, the American constitutional meltdown, 4chan's shutdown, the worst room in your house, Oblivion leaks, and what game would you want remade? Bonus: Scott heads to Patreon.

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0:00.0	It's Ridge Racer.
0:03.2	Ridge Racer!
0:05.4	Hey!
0:06.4	We're recording the podcast!
0:07.7	He's off a little bit.
0:08.6	Got up!
0:09.7	Good!
0:10.7	Morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:16.3	Morning, September!
0:17.8	For April 16th, 2000, 2025.
0:20.4	Got it.
0:20.8	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:23.7	Sitting right over there.
0:26.0	I showed her my extension last night.
0:28.6	It's Ashley Burns.
0:30.1	Say hi to Ashley, everybody.
0:33.2	You want to share memory cards?
0:34.8	Always file an extension.
0:36.0	Just do it.
0:36.6	It makes your tax day happen twice a year, which is who wouldn't want that? Who doesn't want more tax days? Who the fuck wouldn't want that? We all want more tax days. We all do. This way you can have double the tax day. That is like the ultimate procrastination move that everyone endorses. you just file an extension. It's like,
0:54.4	yeah.
0:55.4	Aren't you supposed to have some sort of justification for an extension?
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