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For April 15th, 2020.

My name, 5 is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She knows the difference between

four and five. It's Ashley Burns. So how to ask you, everybody. I can do man. I was just thinking

about tax years because today is tax year. It's a tax year 2024. It's April 15th, which means

your taxes are due today if you haven't already paid your taxes. If you have very simple taxes,

it's so easy to just be like, okay, you wait till the deadline because why do you care? Oh, everybody waits the deadline. Right. And then you just fill out the form that takes, you know, a couple of minutes because you're not claiming anything interesting. You don't have like any weird stuff to like find and you just submit it and you're like, that's done put a folder on your desktop just throw shit in there all year long boom boom boom boom just do that

that assumes you have like shit to throw in there i like i like i remember for the vast majority of

my life i was just like uh like what do you claim claim back yeah the default whatever boom boom boom

all year long just do it and also if you do your taxes early claim back? Yeah, the default, whatever. Boom, boom, boom.

All year long.

Just do it.

And also, if you do your taxes early, it's almost certain someone will send you a fucking form for something you did in like February or something like that.

And then you're like, son of a bitch.

Right.

Two things I've learned, I have to wait to the last minute to do.

Taxes are one of them. And as much as I hate it, as much as I hate it, I got to book airline tickets at the last possible minute.

Before they turn into like $12,000 per ticket. There's a window, right? There's a window. And it seems like whether if it's like international, that window is different than if you're

flying domestic.

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