2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot judgement, Turnip Island, tanuki, and being a real gamer in the eyes of Nintendo.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuck, you know, no fun. All brain, no penis. |
| 0:08.7 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up. |
| 0:12.9 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:18.5 | One, except where April 3rd, 2025. My name is... For April 3rd, 2020. |
| 0:23.1 | 5. |
| 0:23.7 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:28.2 | She's got a brand new emoji. |
| 0:30.0 | To Ashley, say how to Ashley Burns, everybody. |
| 0:31.9 | Baby, I got eight of them. |
| 0:34.0 | I absolutely, by the way, did my iOS update so I could get the new emoji. I know because you announced it to the entire house. You said, I'm getting the emojis. I got turnips. Do you have your turnips? Have you used turnips? I do. You want me to send you a turnip right now. Dude, that is a 100% some dorky developer at the iOS department at Apple who plays Animal Crossing. |
| 0:56.8 | You know it is. |
| 0:58.1 | You know it is. |
| 0:59.5 | They were just trying to manifest a new Animal Crossing game for the Nintendo Switch, too. |
| 1:04.0 | You know what? |
| 1:04.6 | They probably, they say like, oh, my God, they're going to notice that I did this. |
| 1:08.5 | The Switch is being announced. |
| 1:09.6 | They're going to think like, oh, thank you iOS developer for putting turnips in the emojis. Wait, wait, I shouldn't even say that. Now we're going to join the stock market. Is that a thing? Is that a real thing? That's a thing. That's a thing in Animal Crossing. All right, let me add to the column of reasons to hate Animal Crossing. Stock market. Wow. Stock. |
| 1:29.8 | Yeah, you know, every week, this little guy comes through your town, you can buy turnips. |
| 1:34.8 | The price is sort of random, and then you just have to hope that the sale price changes |
| 1:39.5 | throughout the week. And so you hope that you buy low and sell high. And that it was a big thing at the height of Animal Crossing where people would be like, |
| 1:49.3 | oh my God, I have like an insane price, sell price today. |
| 1:52.8 | I'm opening my island. |
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