2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in 2025, Jason Statham is A Working Man, Crank, Speed, Burnie gets defensive about Elon Musk , dark timelines, betting on hardware, and losing bets.
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| 0:00.0 | What'd you think? |
| 0:01.3 | Weird. |
| 0:01.6 | Awesome. |
| 0:02.2 | Put your tongue in her ear. |
| 0:03.4 | I liked it. |
| 0:04.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.0 | Good. |
| 0:10.1 | More to you, wherever you are, because it is, |
| 0:14.7 | Morning, Subway! |
| 0:16.2 | Or April 2nd, 2020. |
| 0:19.1 | Five, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:24.5 | She's got Post-Fools Blues over there. |
| 0:26.9 | It's Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm living deep in the twos today. |
| 0:31.2 | Did anything happen on April Fool's Day? |
| 0:34.7 | Nothing cataclysmic. |
| 0:36.5 | You know, fun little gags here and there, but it seems like everyone kind of took it easy. There's, look, there's nothing on the level of convincing people that spaghetti grows on trees. I'm just going to say that. Oh, right. You're not going to compete with that ever. Or, you know, we were talking about the legend of Zelda movie, which is coming out. I didn't even make the connection until after we did that |
| 0:54.6 | podcast, that IGN's biggest April Fool's of all time was a Legend of Zelda trailer. That's right. |
| 1:02.3 | It was, wasn't it? Yeah. They've gone all out a couple of years, but that was a big one. That one went |
| 1:07.6 | everywhere. I feel like I'm a little bit of a hypocrite that I don't like fake |
| 1:11.8 | trailer channels, even though rooster teeth's oddly enough, number one video on YouTube by view. |
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