Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for November 25th, 2000, 24.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. I played her the drop because

she's having tech problems today. The worst kind of tech problems. Say hi to Ashley Burns,

everybody. Hey, good morning. Yeah, I think I'm on my way to a new laptop. I've had this one for

several years. It has stood me in good stead, but I'm starting

to have the sort of like frustrating boot issues that you sort of get when a laptop is like,

I'm done with you now. It's kind of like when you drove a crappy car, like every, cars today

seem to last forever. But when we got cars in like the early 90s, everything on them was

busted by the time they got down to teenagers. And it's like, okay, I had to keep the driver's side door

open slightly and put my foot on the brake and the accelerator in order to turn the car on.

Or you get the fun things like, just never come to a complete stop. Exactly. I had to think my car,

my Dotson, Dotson, before they became Nissan.

Dotson 200 SX.

It had a thing at one point where if I turned the wheel like 30 degrees past to the right,

the horn would honk.

I had, my first car was, it was in 19, it was in 1982 Dodge 400.

Remember the old K cars, like those solid, bricky cars?

Mine was gold and it had that like brown like vinyl leather on the top of it.

It was like proper.

It had velour bench seats.

It was a repo and we got it for like 250 bucks. And we ended up

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