meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Morning Somewhere

2024.11.22: Donkey Envy

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Morning to you're recording the podcast.

0:13.0

Good up.

0:15.0

Morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for november 22nd 22nd 24 my name is

0:26.4

bernie burns sitting right over there she's just vibing it

0:30.7

fashy burns hi to ashley everybody welcome to friday if this is the end of your work week

0:36.5

congratulations you've made it this bar if not you are you're heading into the hi to Ashley, everybody. Welcome to Friday. If this is the end of your work week, congratulations.

0:44.5

You've made it this far. If not, you are, you're heading into the best part of the retail shopping year. This is your fever, right? Yeah. I had a thing where we were, like I said,

0:49.8

a previous podcast, because they do not celebrate Thanksgiving in the UK because they're so

0:57.1

fucking ungrateful. There is no Thanksgiving. I was putting stuff in the Amazon cart less.

1:04.1

I hate to out ourselves. We're Amazon shoppers. Well, it's here Amazon is like 98% of the

1:10.3

goddamn world. Amazon is at Like 98% of the goddamn world.

1:11.4

Amazon is at least, is reliable way for us to get things here.

1:16.0

There's a lot of things that simply are not available here.

1:19.1

And I don't know about you, but I'm still finding my way around the, like, what's the

1:25.0

retailer that does this?

1:26.7

Like, I grew up knowing these things in American, and I'm like, what's the retailer that does this? Like, I grew up knowing these things

1:29.0

in American, and I'm like, where's my Sephora? Sephora's not really, well, they launched

1:34.0

Sephora here, so maybe that's a bad example. But, like, everything's just a little bit

1:37.3

different, and equivalencies can be difficult to find. I can go on Amazon and find it in a second.

1:42.8

I, uh, I have, uh have kind of a weird take on Amazon.

1:47.4

I don't think of Amazon as a retail company.

1:50.5

Amazon is a shipping company that identified the fact that they're so good at shipping

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.