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For July 31st, 2024, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there fresh from the meddling ceremony.

Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. I just had to pick the right category and then I could

get a medal. Turns out my category, judging. I do feel like Olympics now where they're adding all these events, we talked about

this previously, like they're adding this and that. I feel like it's getting to the point of

like world records where when you were a kid, you're like, you could just come up with a world

record that you had never heard of or no one had ever thought of before and you could just

get the Guinness Book of World Records in that. Right. Like if you got your fingers closer than anyone had ever gotten them ever before

without touching. You know, there's a, how dare you, there is a, uh, a world record for clapping.

What do you think the world record for continuous clapping would be? Seven days. It's like three

and a half hours. Oh. And everyone, I saw this on Reddit and everyone was like, I could totally beat that. It's like, could you? Think about that. I don't know. It depends. Have you been to a premiere at Cann? Did you know that I have two World records, Guinness Book of World Records?

I have two. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records twice.

Okay. Yeah, go ahead. I am. No. One is for most successful machinima of all time.

And that was literally a money-related Guinness Book of World Records record. And so that's like

the best world record to get of all time is the money-related

one. And the other one is, this is going to sound really terrible. I don't remember.

We got a second one for something else. And I don't remember off the top of my head what it was.

Well, congratulations on your records. Back to the Olympics. I'm just going to give you a medal count here.

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