Your move, creep.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning, Somewhere!

For July 30th, 2000...

You know what, screw this.

I've had such a terrible day with technology so far.

I just had to turn it off.

I didn't want to mess with the soundboard. Hi, I'm Bernie. Over there is Ashley. If you let it go any further, it's probably going to revolt on you like everything else. Dude, I'm running into so many problems. Just so many, like, I have the thing, Ashley. I paid for the thing and the thing is supposed to do, the thing it does. So the goddamn thing won't do the fucking thing. Just do it. That's what you're supposed to do. I have an email sitting in my outbox. It's just sitting there. It won't go out. It won't send. It's a reply. So I didn't even type in the email address. And my email client keeps saying, hey, that email you wanted to send, didn't send, keep your outbox open.

It's like, just, just send it.

What do I need to do? So. And then now it's like, I'm fighting my sound. Have you tried turning it off and back on again? How dare you? Have you? How dare you? And now it's like I was trying to like right before this.

I was trying to like, we have a cloud service that I want to like download the drop of the day onto my soundboard. And it's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I do this every day, but I have no clue what you're talking about. I can't do it. And I've been fighting this stuff. You want me to what? I've been fighting stuff since last night. You were watching me fight it last night. I was. You were trying to set up, it was a script writing software,

and I kind of watched you from a distance, like, sort of out of like potential

laptop throwing range, just as you tried thing after thing after thing to try to get it working.

Did you ever, like, after I passed out from sheer exhaustion, did you manage to get it working?

There is a screenwriting software called Final Draft.

And I'm sure this exists in every industry that everyone probably has in their industry

a piece of software that everybody uses and nobody likes.

Yeah, it's called CrowdStrike.

Crowdstrike's a great example.

This thing is like, I've never talked to another screenwriter and they're like, oh man, I love

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