Fish are friends, not food.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning Southwest!

For July 18th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns.

We're really quiet today. It's a reason why we're quiet. Sitting right over

there. She's angry. You can't tell. I got her up really early, so you never know. Say hi to Ashley,

everybody. How are you, Ash? That's my default state when I'm up early is just kind of angry

at everything. I learned really early on. Do not wake you up early.

Just don't do it. Not if you have a choice. But you did today. I did today, but I did today for a very

specific reason. I get to do something very cool and very traditional here in Scotland. I'm going

today to go fishing. I am going to go fish on the river spay, which is a, actually, it is a noble tradition.

Noble. I can't believe I get to be able to do this. It's really cool.

I love this. I mean, we, you know, as you were driving along, we'll see people fly fishing in the river every now and again.

It always looks like very, they're very fancy. They've got like tweeds and they got, you know, the caps and everything.

It's like a very gentlemanly sport, which like I always picture, I always picture more like, I guess just the way I grew up more like river runs through it, right? Like you're talking like what, like Brad Pitt in his hymbo era? I always picture a dude in like a speedboat, like catching bass or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah, but there's fly fishing up in your part. This is in the river spay is fly fishing for salmon.

So some of these can get really big. Like last year, we know a guy who caught one that was 30 pounds massive out of a river yeah i bet it was she said

it's a 30 pounder i don't think she's ever so if everything goes well today ashley and i get a fish

i'm gonna have a bangin tinder profile fish what is that i honestly actually i don't know i like to do, like they have to show off things that are important to them. And they don't understand that that's the least important thing to any woman ever probably. Most women, I said. There's a lot of women. You don't understand. Like, the ladies are going to love the size of this fish. They're going to be so impressed by my, my ability, here's what it is,

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