2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2024
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Smile, you son of a bitch. |
| 0:03.2 | We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:05.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.1 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere for May 60, 2020. |
| 0:17.3 | My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:38.1 | Sitting right over there. He's got black eyes like a doll's eyes. Say hello to Ashley. What the fuck? You don't recognize that at all? What is that? Oh my God. How are you married to somebody this nerdy and you don't know? Black eyes like a doll's eyes? You don't know what from no go ahead and explain to me so a little bit less freaked out no smile you son of a bitch |
| 0:43.1 | really go ahead hit me all of that is from jaws okay so that's roy shider have seen it once |
| 0:51.3 | probably with the blankets pulled up high i've never heard i'm just imagining jaws with the blankets pulled up high. I've never heard, I'm just imagining |
| 0:55.6 | Jaws with the blankets pulled up high around Jaws' face. I've never heard of another Shider. |
| 1:02.7 | There's Roy Shider who was in Jaws. He was also in Blue Thunder helicopter movie where he did a flip in helicopter. And it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. And you know what? Doing a flip in a helicopter is impossible. Do you know how I know that? Because they said that in the first act of Blue Thunder. And they did it by the end of the movie. What are the chances? What are the chances? It was it blue thunder? |
| 1:28.6 | So Roy Shider, legend, envy of Greta's everywhere. |
| 1:32.3 | So the black eyes, like a doll's eyes, is Robert Shaw playing Quint. |
| 1:38.6 | Okay. |
| 1:38.9 | Our friend Eric Vespi named himself after for his movie writing career. |
| 1:44.1 | He does a long speech about, I forget the name of the boat, but he was on some ship in World War II, a real event that happened where they got sunk and the guys ended up in the water and they got attacked by sharks and stuff like that. It was a really terrible, terrible thing. And Robert Shaw does this huge, really long monologue in Jaws where he talks about that and just kind of chews up the screen. It's an incredible performance. So we have to see Jaws now. We're going to have to watch this. Okay. Can I pull the blankets up? You can pull the blankets up if you want to. I'll look up. Blue Thunder. God, if I remember that. I couldn't find my keys today, but I'm going to remember what the helicopter movie starring Roy Scheider in 1983 was. Blue Thunder is a 1983 American action thriller film from Columbia Pictures. |
| 2:30.4 | And this is relevant to us today because, not because of sharks, but the whales. |
| 2:36.2 | So many stories going on right now. |
| 2:37.8 | The, the orcas are on the attack. |
| 2:39.8 | This is only the latest story, but there have been a bunch of killer whales, attacking ships, |
| 2:47.1 | or attacking boats. |
| 2:48.1 | In this case, I don't like the term killer whale. |
| 2:50.1 | I think we're moving away from that. |
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