2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas16:50 Cannes Kicks Off18:00 Megalopolis20:30 Cat People23:05 Mega Movie Star B...

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0:00.0	style is impetuous.
0:01.5	My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
0:04.1	I want your heart.
0:04.9	I want to eat his children.
0:06.2	Praise be to our luck.
0:07.6	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:10.6	Shut up.
0:12.0	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is a morning somewhere.
0:18.2	For May 50, 2020.
0:20.8	That was a little aggressive. My name. Morning Somewhere. For May 15th, 2020.
0:22.0	That was a little aggressive.
0:23.6	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.
0:28.3	She will eat your fucking children.
0:31.9	Ashley Burns.
0:32.5	Say hi to Ashley, everybody.
0:33.9	Welcome to the aides of May.
0:35.2	I couldn't use Finn's intro for today's episode.
0:38.3	She couldn't do it.
0:39.0	Let's just keep Finn as far away from Mike Tyson as we can, shall we?
0:41.6	Mike Tyson has had some of the best press conference moments of all time or like, why do they
0:47.6	interview fighters in the ring after a fight?
0:51.7	And how does that not end in a brawl every single time? I know they must be
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