You know, we have a lot of expressions in the English language that we use all the time.

Most all of us use them every day. And we never seem to examine them.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is morning somewhere.

For April 17, 2024, my name is... because it is morning somewhere for april 17th

2024 my name is

Bernie burns

sitting right over there

number one vendor of sex on a stick

actually burns how you doing get your sexy

get your sex here did you ever figure out what the hell that was?

I have a theory.

My theory is, so sex on a stick is an idiom and sex on wheels is an idiom.

I think I smooshed them together.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The first one was what you said.

No, I said sex on sticks. So, I did, from the context of it, I did think you meant, like, on a stick. Like, that's what I saying, like, it's a popsicle. Like, it's something on a stick. I figured it was old time. I mean, like, look at those sticks talking about girls' legs, you know? We're like, you know, like that's a, you know, just like a sexy girl walking around. I don't know. Well, you're the one who said it. You put it out there in everyone's brain. I know. I take full responsibility. Can I remember what else we were talking about? Hey, everybody, happy Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. If you're not familiar with the week, Wednesday's the middle one. All downhill from here. We're going to go on the road today. So Ashley and I are recording even earlier than we normally do. So apologies for both our brains. We're like an actual morning show today, Ashley. We're heading on the road. We're going to go grab Ashley's dad, and he's going to be with us for how long? Six weeks. Six weeks. He's come to visit, spends the time with the grandkids. We're going to have a full house here soon, man. Paint some sheds. He can't help himself. Every time he visits, he paints a shed. I should have waited. Sometimes the same shed. I was running some network cable through the attic.

JD got off the train because he's with us for the summer now.

Done with university.

And we were pulling cable through the attic like five minutes after he showed up here.

He didn't even make it in the house.

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