2024.03.08: Accidental Cow

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout Trailer, lambing season, Jake Paul's inevitable death and follow ups for the week.Support the show

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0:00.0	If I wish one of your guys had children for I could kick them in their fucking head
0:03.5	stomping their testicles, for you can feel my pain because that's the pain I have, waking up
0:07.9	every day.
0:09.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:12.1	Got up.
0:13.3	Good morning to you wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for for March 8th, 2024.
0:23.6	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:27.4	Sitting right over there is your international woman on International Women's Day.
0:33.0	Say hi to Ashley, everybody.
0:34.9	Want to get pegged?
0:37.1	What?
0:38.1	Where'd that come from?
0:41.0	Specifically, it came from Deadpool.
0:42.7	Oh, okay.
0:44.5	It's one of my favorite parts of Deadpool is just him and his girlfriend and, like, the weird
0:49.6	shit they get up to, especially on international women's day.
0:53.0	Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, the gorgeous
0:56.4	woman who played his wife. Yeah, Morena Baccaron. I actually don't know. I'm actually terrible
1:02.5	pronouncing her last name, even though I've seen her in a billion things than I think. I just found
1:06.6	out, the biggest crush on her. She's gorgeous. I just found out she dated someone early in their careers.
1:12.7	And I was like, what?
1:14.3	What?
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