It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.

T-shirt, A-Dia, goodbye, stink.

Hey, we're recording my podcast.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for March 7, 2024.

My name is Bernie Burns with me sitting right over there.

I can actually see her for the first time in like three weeks.

I can lay eyes on her.

Ashley Burns, Hash.

Hey, good morning.

I'm not going to lie, that chill intro took me by surprise.

That was a big old shock.

It just didn't seem like the right morning for it. Not this morning. Not this morning. No, but

regardless, I was still, Pikachu face. Oh, actually, you know it's serious business now.

Yeah. The, uh, uh, obviously, Ashley, we have big news to talk. You know, it's serious business now.

Obviously, Ashley, we have big news to talk about here.

I think it's, I know it's on your mind.

It's on my mind.

I think our son might be left-handed.

His teachers sent a photo of him cutting and drawing with his left-hand and saying, I think he might favor his left hand. And I think Bernie's devastated.

So many lefties in my life. So many lefties. And yet we still have to cut with regular scissors. Where's the justice?

Is it still a true stat that left-handed people have a lower life expectancy than other people?

I don't.

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