202-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race and culture's attempt to say what they're saying. Do you know what each of them mean? Perhaps Tom should add to his "Black vault" of voices as he nails the homeless, nude gay man getting penetrated in the streets. Don't disrespect judges, know what we're all sayin? Lots of music in this one plus some choice Would You Rather's. Give your mother a hug! J-J-J-Jeans Unit!

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0:00.0	Uh-huh.
0:16.0	You.
0:18.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:22.0	She's in the kitchen right now making your favorite meal.
0:25.0	We'll talk to you in the meantime.
0:29.0	What's up, Jeans?
0:31.0	I'm excited to do this.
0:34.0	I'm always excited for a new YMH.
0:38.0	We have a lot of good audio for today.
0:41.0	Today's gonna be a lot of fun.
0:43.0	It's always a lot of fun at your mom's house.
0:45.0	It is. She makes the bed for you.
0:47.0	She hangs up all your favorite old toys.
0:50.0	Make sure you can play with your star wars stuff that you like when you were a kid.
0:53.0	Yeah, she wipes your brow when it's sweaty and she brings you a couple of milk.
0:56.0	It's like you like and cookies.
0:59.0	It's your mom.
1:00.0	Jeans, you go into the mile high city, right?
1:04.0	Uh, right now I'm in Denver.
1:07.0	You're going.
1:09.0	Oh yeah, sorry. That's when this air is, huh?
1:11.0	Yeah, this air is Wednesday.
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