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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your weight class? Figure it out, farty weight! Tommy had to go potty bad and it almost came out in the car! Tina laughed and that's not nice. Do you think that Robin Wright makes possible suitors sniff her snuff spot? Tommy thinks so. House of Cards (Farts) is the Dogs T**s! Talk smack when you get in a fight, but don't lose focus or your breath. YMH introduces the world to A LOT of things, Knaw Mean? And HONESTLY, we've done it again. Mommy emails are read that deal with playing with the fart pitch and more! Pull those Jeans a little higher, won't you?

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0:00.0

Sharky sa.

0:03.0

Sharky sa.

0:05.1

No.

0:08.7

Sharky sa

0:09.9

Sharky sa.

0:11.3

No.

0:12.4

Sharky sa.

0:13.3

No.

0:15.7

But he's supposed to be mine in blue.

0:20.3

But he's supposed to be mine, in blue.

0:27.2

be mine again.

0:28.2

Oh, Sharky Shah now.

0:33.7

But he's supposed to be mine again.

0:37.7

Oh my gosh, he's supposed to be mine again.

0:42.2

Honestly, he's supposed to be mine again.

0:46.5

You have to wipe down.

0:47.9

He's supposed to be mine again.

0:52.7

Oh, Sharky Shah now.

0:59.7

Amazing.

1:00.7

Yeah.

1:01.7

Outstanding.

1:02.7

Outstanding.

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