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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

201-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

When you find something you love to do in life, don't settle for anything but being the best. Even if that thing is taking it in every hole all day until your insides fall out of you. That's what Ava Devine has done and we have the audio to prove it. Plus Theo gets on the mic after a little hiatus and he is pretty fired up. Everyone has fun when they fart. Everyone plays with their butt cheeks to throw the pitch of their farts. Well, everyone EXCEPT Tina. Tina claims she does NOT do this and the mommies get to the bottom of the truth. REAL TALK is back with something beyond comprehension - eating ones own mattress. Oh boy, you better buckle your belt (that you wear to support your jeans).

Transcript

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0:30.0

Toat is that an employment

0:48.7

The

1:19.6

Tan, I flushed to that just now.

1:25.2

I was flushed.

1:26.1

Literally.

1:27.2

I got my flush.

1:28.2

I'd just say, beive gergi, could you imagine?

1:29.8

I flushed during...

1:31.2

...the intro of your mom's house.

1:33.0

Is there anything more perfect than that?

1:35.3

I feel like, do you feel what you're supposed to do?

1:35.1

Close the...

1:36.2

...floss on.

1:37.1

Okay, I know.

1:38.7

Like this.

1:41.7

This one...

1:42.9

Remember this one.

1:46.5

You know this one?

1:48.9

I'm not a little loud.

2:00.2

Yo!

2:02.7

What's up with that Tar Heal blue?

2:04.5

I'm in North Kakalaka.

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